Black Friday and Cyber Monday: shopping days that millions of people anxiously wait all year for. As you might imagine, these shopping “holidays” aren’t really our cup of tea. Literally a day after everyone gathers and expresses what they’re thankful for, they’re fighting old women and small children for shit they don’t need that’s only slightly newer than the shit they already have. Why though? A man purposefully shot an 18-year-old boy, and accidentally shot a 12-year-old girl on Black Friday here in Alabama at a mall in Birmingham. Police came and shot the guy, only to now say that the man they killed wasn’t the shooter. So three people…